The quick way to divorce

My co-worker came in today so excited she was given a Rumba for Christmas.

This little gadget here: would be grounds for divorce in my house. Why you ask?

• Anyone who knows me is aware that I LOVE to vacuum.
  • The only rooms in my house that have carpet are the bedrooms (which is both good and bad); the additional parts of the house have solid surface floors and throw rugs.
  • I added the rugs to ensure that the floors didn’t get scratched and honestly to provide additional areas for me to clean.
• It baffles me that anyone would not want to vacuum, are you crazy?
  • I think the all the new electronic gadgets have created a bunch of lazy folks who can’t bend over anymore, my observation of course
  • Now Alexa is a whole other story, she can play music ha
• Each time I turn on the vacuum that sound gives me such joy
  • I know that when I am done I get to see all the junk that has been sucked up
    • Dog hair, food, dirt, etc. (you have a visual of what you have accomplished)
    • The satisfaction of knowing how clean you have made the floors is great (this includes my cars)
  • Stress relief, yes it works no Xanax for me
    • Just think about it:
      • No one can talk to me when I’m vacuuming
      • The TV can’t be on because you can’t hear it
      • Anything left out the night before has to be picked up so I can vacuum
      • If you are sleeping, it’s time to get up
      • If you put in your headphones you can vacuum with Pharrell (HAPPY)
      • I have a valid reason to move the furniture
        • Last week I was lying in bed at 2 am thinking about how I was going to rearrange the bedroom when we got up
        • I know it’s a sickness don’t judge, ha
        • FYI, My husband loves the new layout, win win