Reality TV reality

My husband asks me all the time why I watch reality TV. He is like why would you just want to watch a bunch of people screaming and calling each others bitches, ha. Well let me explain:

  1. My life seems super chill when I see these bitches (their word, not mine) screaming at each other all the time
  2. I see so many saggy boobs in belly button cut tops and dresses that I feel like my assets look pretty fan friction tactic.
    1. my mom always told me to keep them guessing and only show what you got to those who deserve to see it (so so so true)
  3. I feel smart and like my vocabulary is super advanced, some of the words I don’t even know what they mean and that is a good thing
  4. I recognize how materialistic most of these people are and it makes me appreciate the fact that I don’t want or need a fancy bag, car, house to impress people who probably can’t stand me or can’t remember my name.
    1. As Dave Ramsey would say why do you need a fancy car to impress people at a stop light you don’t know ;0)
    2. My velvet back pack from Target gets lots of compliments
  5. I recognize what people I don’t want to be around and how I would never allow people to speak to me.
    1. We know our worth and treasure the fantastic people we call friends
  6. I have learned to love my face, now this is not to say I don’t get botox on the regular and I am not opposed to maintenance to enhance your features but when I see you and don’t know who you are because your nose is missing or your lips are so big they look like they are going to pop, too too much…
  7. Last if you married into money and don’t do anything to contribute to the bottom line but demand at every turn bigger and better homes, cars, etc. you need to go.

I am so glad I am just a normal working woman who lives a quiet simple fantastic life with lotsa love.

 

No Explanation

chicken

My son lives in a little investment property we bought several years ago, which just happens to be next door to a hoarder house. This is no exaggeration, the back of the house has 3 outdoor sheds that are packed to the brim with crap and then on top piled up with crap.
* The actual house has holes in the siding that I am sure have birds nesting and if you look thru any window boxes are piled to the ceiling in every room.
* A few months ago they built on a shanti on the back which I’m sure is because the house has no room left and now they have 2 chickens.
* The funniest part of this entire story is that they bought leashes for the chickens so they can walk them, really are you that clueless.
*I have called code enforcement since I believe it is truly a hazard for the 3 kids they have but so far no changes.
We have decided to sell the house and purchase a different property and just hope the next owners will see some improvements after our departure because the house we own is really a great little completely remodeled vintage home.

Donald Trump – I swear I should not even waste my breath but this man acts like a 5 year old child calling people names and constantly doing the exact things that he criticizes others for. Maybe it’s because he ahs bad hair and is mad, ha. I think there was a saying my mom always sued to say: that’s calling the kettle black.

Jobs: we all need them to pay our bills and there should be some enjoyment in what you do for a living so why is that some people are so miserable and want everyone around them to be the same. I strive to find the good in even the worst situations but have discovered that some people are beyond help and will simply never change.