I was watching house hunter tonight on HGTV and I am amazed at the stupidity that I see from those who have endless money. So if you don’t have a door to close off the toilet is that is a deal breaker? shut up… Do you fart in front of your spouse? My husband knows that this is healthy as the doctor who did my intestine surgery 30 years ago stated that passing gas is essential so get over it, oh my god. If you have a place to sleep, people you love, I don’t care if it is a one room shack, celebrate… thats all
Tag: space
The quick way to divorce
My co-worker came in today so excited she was given a Rumba for Christmas.
This little gadget here: would be grounds for divorce in my house. Why you ask?
- Anyone who knows me is aware that I LOVE to vacuum.
- The only rooms in my house that have carpet are the bedrooms (which is both good and bad); the additional parts of the house have solid surface floors and throw rugs.
- I added the rugs to ensure that the floors didn’t get scratched and honestly to provide additional areas for me to clean.
- It baffles me that anyone would not want to vacuum, are you crazy?
- I think the all the new electronic gadgets have created a bunch of lazy folks who can’t bend over anymore, my observation of course
- Now Alexa is a whole other story, she can play music ha
- Each time I turn on the vacuum that sound gives me such joy
- I know that when I am done I get to see all the junk that has been sucked up
- Dog hair, food, dirt, etc. (you have a visual of what you have accomplished)
- The satisfaction of knowing how clean you have made the floors is great (this includes my cars)
- Stress relief, yes it works no Xanax for me
- Just think about it:
- No one can talk to me when I’m vacuuming
- The TV can’t be on because you can’t hear it
- Anything left out the night before has to be picked up so I can vacuum
- If you are sleeping, it’s time to get up
- If you put in your headphones you can vacuum with Pharrell (HAPPY)
- I have a valid reason to move the furniture
- Last week I was lying in bed at 2 am thinking about how I was going to rearrange the bedroom when we got up
- I know it’s a sickness don’t judge, ha
- FYI, My husband loves the new layout, win win
- Just think about it:
- I know that when I am done I get to see all the junk that has been sucked up
The Yard Work Battle
First let me state how grateful I am to be a home owner.
- I love the fact that I have a large space to keep me busy and that I can close the door and have no one bother me
- no upstairs or downstairs neighbors
- no home owners association (the very best thing)
- no one complaining if my music is up to loud (I’m old so this doesn’t happen often) ha
- ample parking
The yard work however is never ending. Yesterday after putting in a full day at the office, I came home to a truckload bark in bags. They are of course on sale this week so my husband thought it was a great idea to pick up as many as his truck would hold.
I am now the official “bark spreader”, (yep my title).
Those bags aren’t going to unload themselves and need to be carried to the back of the house for distribution in the new flower beds.
- 18 bags later and today my elbows are sore
- I have never heard of sore elbows, is that real?
The photos show my progress.
space make it count
As I have said many times I love love home improvement. Easter weekend the project was to cap the 6 sprinkler heads in this tiny area (not sure who made that decision) but they are no longer and it took me all of 5 minutes. Second cover up the mud pit and turn it into something usable. So here it is, fire pit area complete and all it took was 15 bags of gravel and a few chairs. Firepit we had. I look forward to less doggie prints on the floors. Yes these spoiled babies make a mess.
I hope you like it. Bring on summer cause I’m over this rain for real.
