My husband loves to grill and one day he will have a traeger grill with the condition that I luv it too. So here is the compromise, a pig traeger, so brilliant. 

I will never understand fake, phony, perpetrators. Example, a person when they need something can’t dial your number fast enough but when they are in town for a month and have no use for you act like they don’t know your name..I say don’t talk out the side of your neck cause my number is officially not functioning if your number appears, ha